You know how it goes: one set of rules for everyone else, and another for yourself. We all do it, but in relationships, double standards are like the unspoken rules of the game. Some are funny, some are frustrating, and some… well, they make no sense at all. Here’s a lighthearted dive into 20 double standards women totally follow (but might not admit).
1. Flirting Is Fine… for Her
She can bat her lashes and laugh at every joke, even if the bartender’s humor is questionable at best. But if you so much as smile at the waitress or accidentally say “thank you” with too much enthusiasm? Game over. Suddenly, you’re public enemy number one.
2. Her Past Is Private, Yours Is Public
Her dating history? That’s ancient history, and it’s none of your business. Your past, though? She wants a detailed, chronological report, preferably with a chart. Bonus points if you include your emotional growth from each relationship.
3. Text Response Time
She can take hours, or even a whole day, to reply because, well, life happens. But if you take more than 10 minutes to respond? Clearly, something is wrong, or you’re hiding something. Expect an interrogation about your whereabouts and activities.
4. Compliments Are Her Birthright
She loves hearing how amazing she looks, even when she’s in sweatpants and hasn’t brushed her hair. You, on the other hand, should be content with the occasional “Nice shirt.”
5. Sharing Her Opinions
She can critique your outfit, your friends, and even your life choices. It’s all in the spirit of helping you grow, of course. But if you dare to comment on her new hairstyle or suggest that maybe, just maybe, she doesn’t need another pair of shoes? Brace for impact.
6. Her Friends, Her Rules
You’re expected to love all her friends. Even the one who gives you the side-eye every time you talk. But if she doesn’t like one of your friends? Tough luck. Time to reevaluate that friendship, buddy.
7. Social Media Standards
She can post selfies daily, and it’s all about self-love and empowerment. But if you share a gym pic or post a photo with a female friend? Clearly, you’re fishing for attention. Suspicious behavior detected.
8. Independence Balance
Her nights out with friends are a vital part of her self-care routine. You going out with the guys? Well, she just wants to know where you’re going, who you’re with, and when you’ll be back. You know, for “openness and transparency.”
9. Emotional Expectations
She can have mood swings, and you need to be there with understanding and patience. You’re allowed one mood: steady and calm. Anything else, and you’re being “difficult.”
10. Memory Matters
She can forget dates, promises, or that you asked her to pick up milk. But forget your anniversary or the date you first held hands? Prepare for an emotional trial where your only defense is an apology.
11. Phone Privacy
Her phone is off-limits. It’s her personal space. Your phone, though? It’s fair game for random checks. After all, trust is important, right?
12. Opinions on Exes
She can bring up her ex for comparison or “perspective.” You mentioning yours? Oh, you’re clearly still hung up on her. Get ready for a deep dive into your emotional state.
13. Eating Preferences
She can steal your fries, your dessert, or even take the last bite of your burger. Try touching her plate, and you’re suddenly crossing a line you didn’t know existed.
14. TV Show Commitments
She can binge-watch episodes ahead, even though you both agreed to watch together. But if you do the same? It’s an unforgivable betrayal of trust. How could you?
15. “I’m Fine” Syndrome
When she says, “I’m fine,” it’s a riddle you need to solve. There’s a hidden meaning there, and you better figure it out fast. If you say the same? Clearly, you’re hiding something or being dismissive.
16. Silent Treatment Rules
She can go quiet for hours to “process her feelings,” and you need to give her space. If you do the same, you’re being petty and immature.
17. Gift Expectations
She deserves thoughtful, personalized gifts for every occasion. You should be thrilled with a store-bought card. After all, it’s the thought that counts, right?
18. Travel Plans
Her trip with friends is an essential getaway. Your trip with friends? Highly suspect. Who are you really going with, and why wasn’t she invited?
19. Social Media Comments
She can leave heart emojis on her male friends’ posts, no problem. You liking a photo of an old classmate? Expect a full inquiry into your intentions.
20. Decision-Making Rights
She wants your opinion on everything from her outfit to life decisions. But ultimately, she reserves the right to ignore it. It’s not personal; it’s just how it works.
At the end of the day, relationships are a dance—full of little quirks, playful rules, and, yes, double standards. Love means accepting these with a smile (and maybe a knowing eye-roll). Remember, balance is key, but laughter? That’s the secret ingredient.
Leave a Reply